Back Abreast of the Ladies Golf News

WE have to be upfront.
We’ve been away for a little (long) while from ladies golf and can’t offer any reasonable excuse.
But just like Natalie Gulbis (pictured) we’re limbering up and we’ll get back in front of things.
We’ll be back bigger and better than ever and with so many lovely lady golfers like Natalie to inspire us we can’t go wrong. We won’t be so easily deflated again.
Maybe it was just that the previous story with all those golf balls and lingerie was just too much for one (small) mind to cope with all at once.
We’ve been out in the back paddock mustering our resources, which is still legal in most countries.
But we’re still a bit scratchie and below form, a bit like John Daly in a pair of beige pants.
We can’t think of one highly amusing but oh so subtle pun about being back abreast of ladies golf. Never mind, bare with us.
We’ve been away for a little (long) while from ladies golf and can’t offer any reasonable excuse.
But just like Natalie Gulbis (pictured) we’re limbering up and we’ll get back in front of things.
We’ll be back bigger and better than ever and with so many lovely lady golfers like Natalie to inspire us we can’t go wrong. We won’t be so easily deflated again.
Maybe it was just that the previous story with all those golf balls and lingerie was just too much for one (small) mind to cope with all at once.
We’ve been out in the back paddock mustering our resources, which is still legal in most countries.
But we’re still a bit scratchie and below form, a bit like John Daly in a pair of beige pants.
We can’t think of one highly amusing but oh so subtle pun about being back abreast of ladies golf. Never mind, bare with us.
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