Love Those Lady Golfers

IF she were a man, you’d think Norway’s Suzann Pettersen was just a little too excited to be talking with Mexico’s Lorena Ochoa during the final round of the recent LPGA Corona Morelia golf championship in Morelia, Mexico. But she’s not a man and they just don’t make lady golfers like that. Not any more anyway. Still, Lorena has noticed something is up and is checking out exactly what sort of surprise Suzann is hiding in her pocket. Whatever it was, and god forbid if she was keeping a golf ball in there during a golf tournament, it couldn’t have been all that shocking because after sneaking a peek Lorena went on to win the championship.

WE have to be upfront. We’ve been away for a little (long) while from ladies golf and can’t offer any reasonable excuse. But just like Natalie Gulbis (pictured) we’re limbering up and we’ll get back in front of things. We’ll be back bigger and better than ever and with so many lovely lady golfers like Natalie to inspire us we can’t go wrong. We won’t be so easily deflated again. Maybe it was just that the previous story with all those golf balls and lingerie was just too much for one (small) mind to cope with all at once. We’ve been out in the back paddock mustering our resources, which is still legal in most countries. But we’re still a bit scratchie and below form, a bit like John Daly in a pair of beige pants. We can’t think of one highly amusing but oh so subtle pun about being back abreast of ladies golf. Never mind, bare with us.