Kim Hall parting the waters

Now I don’t want to talk out of school, but this photo of lovely LPGA golfer Kim Hall is more than a little suspicious.
Kim was competing in the first round of the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic when this was taken and not doing too well.
She was on her way to a 71 and a tie for 56th position when, shortly after this shot was taken, lightening and heavy rain stopped play.
Now I can’t say for certain that Kim is shown here using her powers to summon a severe storm to get her out of a sticky situation, but if she’s not doing that, what the hell is she doing?
If it was Moses – on a golf course – you would say he was parting the waters on the dam leading to the 17th green to make way for his approach shot. But it isn’t.
We’ll be watching Kim very closely to see what else she gets up to.
To that end, Kim has been nominated for the Love Those Lady Golfers Lovely Lady of the Year Award.
Kim was competing in the first round of the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic when this was taken and not doing too well.
She was on her way to a 71 and a tie for 56th position when, shortly after this shot was taken, lightening and heavy rain stopped play.
Now I can’t say for certain that Kim is shown here using her powers to summon a severe storm to get her out of a sticky situation, but if she’s not doing that, what the hell is she doing?
If it was Moses – on a golf course – you would say he was parting the waters on the dam leading to the 17th green to make way for his approach shot. But it isn’t.
We’ll be watching Kim very closely to see what else she gets up to.
To that end, Kim has been nominated for the Love Those Lady Golfers Lovely Lady of the Year Award.
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