Please Perry, Ditch the Pants



This is Perry Swenson, she has been touted elsewhere as "an up-and-coming 24-year-old golfer who is on the cusp of qualifying for the LPGA, and once that happens, Natalie Gulbis will have some competition for being the most googled female on tour."

Someone will have to get into her pants wardrobe first, chuck them all out and replace them with something a little more fetching. (An evil voice wanted me to put a full stop between "pants" and "wardrobe" there, but you won't find that sort of crap here. We don't even ogle.)

Perry is yet to be nominated for the Love Those Lady Golfers Lady Golfer of the Year Award. On a number of grounds, she won't be getting a webmaster nominated exemption until we see a bit more.....potential.

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Anonymous said…
I don't think they are so bad, but a new fashion co-ordinator wouldn't hurt
July 8, 2008 at 3:23 PM
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